God Does Indeed Hate Corn Stuck In His Teeth
But He loves Ranger Up!
Originally, we at Ranger Up were going to have a picture of a really hot girl here, but then we realized it would be like nine extra dollars a year. 

Instead, we chose this arbitrary template from Yahoo! because it is yellow, and corn is yellow.

If you came here expecting to actually find out why God hates corn stuck in his teeth, we apologize.

If you write us at admin@rangerup.com, with the title "Brad's Mom Doesn't Love Him" we'll give you a discount on your next order!

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